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Poll The Ultimate Question

Note that this poll is not asking whether scars can make someone sexy, but whether scars in and of themselves are sexy.

Would you like have some of my webcest...with me?

(Pssst, when are you coming up?)

I'm combining my tags from upendedurn (bet you thought I forgot, ha! ...except you're on vacation) and missbabyblue into the unholy meme of:

Ten Disturbing Songs I'd So Totally Make Out To
(Not to be confused with disturbing songs that make me want to make out.)

• Climbing Up The Walls by Radiohead
• Can't You Trip Like I Do by Crystal Method & Filter
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Saturday while watching couples dance I realize I either like to be able to look a guy lovingly in the eyes or lovingly in the nipples while dancing, assuming this guy is one I would look lovingly at. Either or. Which leaves me with the short guys and tall guys!

Mmmnipples.

My deodorant is running out! I should choose my next deodorant by....

1. Sniffing the aisles like a pervert until I find the most titillatingly sexy scent. Once applied, its glorious properties combined with my self-imposed lack of sexual outlets involving others will drive my libido to ever higher proportions, until I start frantically humping any ( Read more... )

And all the boys are wandering about campus shirtless.

Score.

That are always supposed to appeal to males with scantily clad women. Well, this past year there've been two stunning games for the ladies as well ( Read more... )

With that gorgeous southern tenor twang, you can rock me anytime!PS: Some day I wanna take a guy's sunglasses off and get a smile just like that ( Read more... )

Okkervil River -- For Real (mp3 download)

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